Kick this motherfucker, Mr. Lee,

Boom, Boom, Syatt, the director from Isbiel, Israel, it's another new episode of the church of what's happening now.

New Testament coming at you.

It's September the 30th.

It's over.

Rent day tomorrow and you're still looking at yourself thinking, what am I going to do?

You know what I'm saying?

I know what you're going to do.

Nothing.

What's up, dog?

Good to see you, dude.

Good to see you.

Very interesting weekend.

I know.

Very interesting all the way around. People mad about commas going to Riyadh. Wherever, they're going over to Saudi Arabia. Did they call you? Huh? Do they call you? Oh, every day they called me to go to Saudi. Are you fucking kidding me? I would love to see you at that festival. No, you wouldn't because they have a list of rules.

What are the rules?

I don't know.

You can't say much. Listen, all I learned about this was online and comics hating, you know, people hate and why are they going on? Listen, man, they're going to pick up an envelope. A big one. A big one. Okay? Your butt's hurt because you're not picking up an envelope. I don't know what to tell you. Is it against American policy? Is it like, I don't know. Would I go? Me? I'm scared because I get to Saudi Arabia and the steak don't taste like steak. I'm getting back on the plane. That's why I don't travel because I'm scared. I already went to Jamaica one time and on the car ride. I remember looking at the chickens and they were skinny as fuck. And I'm like, I'm not eating that shit. And I remember going to a hotel and everything looked bad. It was, I was shooting a movie and everything was inclusive. Right. Everything was bad. And I'm like, where else can I eat?

And I'm like, no, we got to go right now. We're leaving. I left. They fired me. They fired. I got to be honest, they have oil money. I think the steaks are going to taste great. I think you're going to, the bacon's going to suck. There's no bacon. Like I saw a picture, Chappelle come in and somebody hands him something to drink.

If that's a hummus shot, I got to throw a... I think you're going to, the bacon's going to suck. There's no bacon. Like I saw a picture of Chappelle come in and somebody hands them something to drink.

If that's a hummus shot, I got to throw it right back in their face. I can't eat that. That's against policy. Do you really think they walk around giving people hummish? I don't listen. I don't know. They might. The problem with everything now is that everybody's got a fucking opinion and everybody's

got a complaint.

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