r/Offmychest My Dad Died Using an Adult Toy

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2024

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Strange death 2:57 Comment 3:29 Coma 5:07 Comment 5:55 Brothers 8:59 John Oliver 11:22 Powerful wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.0	Welcome to R slash Off My Chest, where OP's dad gets killed by an adult toy.
0:36.6	Our next Reddit post is from Current Rub.
0:38.8	My dad passed away two weeks ago.
0:41.3	We assumed that it was drug-related since he had a history of substance
0:45.2	and mental health issues. We just received the death certificate and it lists the following
0:50.2	as the cause of death. Acute Reno failure,
0:54.0	Pennial incarceration and SIG condition pulmonary embolism.
0:59.0	Apparently, my uncle who identified the body was told by the detective that my dad's penis necrotized because it was trapped in an S-shaped PVC pipe.
1:10.0	A do-it-yourself cock ring, more or less.
1:14.0	It was likely that he had taken Viagra or he was on a stimulant,
1:17.6	and he just couldn't get soft.
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