r/Relationships My Husband Helped a Man Assault Me

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Threesome gone wrong 6:03 Another threesome story 7:07 Plant killer 13:01 Fake illness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and seize apply.
0:30.0	Welcome to R slash Relationships,
0:32.0	where a husband tries to get his wife, are worded.
0:36.1	Our next Reddit from Throwaway went wrong.
0:38.5	Me and my husband have been together about 15 years.
0:41.2	We have a good love life, but it was starting to get a bit stale, so we had a talk
0:45.8	on how to spice it up and settled on a couple of threesoms, one with another woman and one with
0:51.0	another man. He said that I picked the woman and he picks the man. I agreed. He likes small
0:56.7	petite women although I'm five foot eight and I have big boobs. So I chose a small dainty woman whom he instantly loved. We had a great time and even
1:07.4	arranged for her to come back the following Saturday. And I even arranged a surprise for
1:12.2	the end of this month for him with her and two of her friends to join us.
1:17.0	So that way, he'll have four women to himself.
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