r/AITA Homophobic Dad Kicked Me Out, Now Wants My House

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2024

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Bone 4:33 Homophobe 6:23 Inappropriate talk 9:32 Fired 13:05 Homewrecker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.0	Welcome to R slash Am I the But Hole, where an aunt is shocked by her nephew's boner.
0:36.7	Am I the But Hole for not punishing my son for showing his boner to his aunt.
0:42.8	So I'm a single mom and I have a son who's 15.
0:45.8	Two days ago, my sister visited us in the evening.
0:48.8	At that time, my son was sleeping in his room.
0:51.5	His room is towards the back of the house and to get to the bathroom you have to pass by his room.
0:56.4	After some small talk my sister went to use the bathroom, but halfway there she yelled.
1:02.3	I ran up to her and she was pointing at my son's room
1:05.8	whose door was open.
1:07.2	I peaked inside and my son had a boner in his sleep.
1:11.0	He was still sleeping even through the yelling.
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