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Welcome to R-slash Nuclear Revenge, where OP creates the world's stinkiest stink bomb.

Our next Reddit post is from Gala.

Many years ago, while recovering from a brutal marriage,

I was a struggling single parent putting myself through grad school

on a small teaching associate stipend.

I was able to rent a modest apartment within walking distance of the urban campus.

It was part of a series of small 100-year-old brick townhouses, which I

imagine were very nice in their day. Over the years, as old buildings do, it had settled,

and the doors and windows were askew enough to be drafty. In the snowy winter, we applied

plenty of shrink-wrap window cling. In the summer, the brick building was like an oven,

with no central AC, and ventilation was necessary to stave off heat stroke. Despite these hardships,

we were safe and we were content. After a couple of years, though, this changed when a new

dude moved into a nearby apartment, because out of the scores of parking spaces behind the apartment block,

he was assigned the parking space right behind mine.

This guy was apparently an avid fan of the Fast and the Furious franchise,

having made various mods to his car and the vanity plate reading, Drifter.

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