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r/Relationships Boyfriend is FURIOUS I'm Not Lactating

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:10 Lactation 3:44 Spit 5:54 Insta addiction 8:41 Incomes 10:42 Terrible gift 13:53 Lost trust Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R slash relationships, where O.P.'s boyfriend is furious at her because she can't lactate

0:37.0

on command.

0:37.8

Our next credit post is from Throwaway My Life is a Mess.

0:40.8

My boyfriend is a bit of a loner, but it's never really been a problem before.

0:44.8

We both love video games, and to him, I'm quite a catch because it's not often you find a pretty girl who likes games.

0:51.3

Now, that statement can be taken a lot of different ways, but it looks

0:54.9

like a compliment to me, so... Most of my boyfriend's life experiences come from the internet,

1:00.4

which is fine, I guess, but he really doesn't have that balance. Since we started dating, I have

1:05.8

been dragging him around with me and taking him to try new things. We've had a couple obstacles,

1:11.9

periods of time where he spent literally no attention on me and just played video games. And I had to convince him

1:17.2

that smelling nice isn't just a capitalist scheme, lull. So I'm a 19-year-old girl, and I was ready

1:24.1

to lose my virginity to this guy. I really love him, and overall, he's an amazing guy.

1:29.8

He was also a virgin, so we were comfortable to just mess around. The day after we did it,

1:34.9

he's all standoffish and pissed at me. I ask why, and he asked me if I was just pretending to be

1:41.8

into it last night. I say no, I said, I was wet. You saw that.

1:46.7

And I love you. And then, God, I'm so pissed about this. He says, you're lying. If you were actually

1:53.6

horny, then milk would come out of your boobs. I just can't express how infuriating, awful, and

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