r/Topposts My Brother Died Because of Me

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Car poo 1:30 Grandma's will 3:58 My baby 7:47 Best friends 9:51 Stranger divorce 12:34 Acceptance letter 14:42 Brothers passing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.9	Welcome to our slash top posts, where O.P. takes a dump in her car in front of her boyfriend.
0:36.1	Our next Reddit post is from Feeling War.
0:38.1	I was in the car with my boyfriend and we got into an argument.
0:41.6	That morning I had taken some laxatives because I was constipated and couldn't use the bathroom.
0:46.9	All of a sudden in the car as we were arguing, I told him I needed to use the restroom to pee,
0:51.8	and he stopped at this really fancy place, and I wasn't dressed
0:55.3	properly, so I told him I wasn't going in there. Then we got into a whole other argument
1:00.6	with me about why I wouldn't just go in and use the restroom. So as he drives away, he's like,
1:06.0	fine, we'll go home, and the house was pretty far away, like 30 minutes. All of a sudden, in the middle of the road, my stomach started to churn, and I tried moving
1:16.1	around to try to look for comfort, and that's when I realized that I had to go.
1:21.0	There was no time to find a bathroom.
1:23.4	I just had to go.
1:24.9	So anyways, I grabbed a plastic bag, and all of a sudden, there it was,
1:31.4	so I pulled my pants down in the seat, placed the bag at the edge, and slid myself towards the
1:37.7	edge, and you know what happened next. My poor boyfriend looked at me and pulled to the side,
1:49.0	and began to just look at me straight in the eyes and then roll down the window. I don't know if I should be in love or disgusted by the simple fact that this man just sat next to me while I took the worst poo of my life.
1:58.0	Our next Reddit post is from Hazel Nutty. When my grandmother was diagnosed with cancer, she opted for no treatment.
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