R and Arbitration

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Jeff brings the case against his girlfriend, Diana. He prefers to travel without a plan, leaving plenty of room for spontaneous adventures. Diana prefers to plan, leaving room for both adventure and relaxation. They're planning their next trip and can't figure out what to do. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Alanna Talty for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.1	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.7	This week, R and R Betraceon, Jeff rings the case against his girlfriend Diana.
0:12.7	His ideal vacation is exciting and adventurous, but Diana prefers to relax on her trips
0:18.6	away.
0:19.6	They're planning their next vacation and they've come to an impasse.
0:22.8	Who's right?
0:23.8	Who's wrong?
0:24.8	Only one man can decide.
0:26.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman.
0:29.1	Letters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:33.9	I want to kiss.
0:36.2	Kind of melodramatic thrills and chills I yearned for since childhood.
0:39.7	The kind of adventure I'd found is a little boy in the pages of my tint-in comic books.
0:45.0	Baylif Jesse Thorn, swear them in.
0:47.2	Please rise and raise your right hands.
0:49.9	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:54.2	God or whatever?
0:56.0	I do.
0:57.0	I do.
0:58.0	I've been inspired by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he considers
1:02.2	the cruel, rocky beaches of Maine to be a relaxing vacation.
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