Are you both both in the queue for tickets?

Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.

I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.

I'm in too.

Found a good spot for phone signal.

I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.

Oh, hold on.

Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.

Money never felt like Monzo.

Download your new favourite bank.

UK residents Tease and C's apply.

Welcome to R slash Am I the Devil, where OP cheats on his wife 25 times and somehow he's the victim.

Our next Reddit post is from R slash Am I the But Hole for threatening to kick out my coworker slash roommate for kissing my best friend?

I'm a 23 year old woman and I let my coworker Jayden who's 25 and his daughter Leah who six move in with me.

We were coworkers and friends for three years and he's always been so funny,

smart and cute. We became really close friends.

Unfortunately, work decided that they can't afford to keep everyone and they've been making cuts.

And Jayden was basically forced to quit. I knew that he was really worried about his rent and everything and my roommate was leaving so I offered him to stay with me and we worked out in agreement.

We decided that while he's still looking for a job, he would deal with all the chores and errands and

housework it's honestly been amazing having him live with me he's such a great cook

and Leah has actually been really well behaved and sweet he's helped me out a lot and I really enjoy

being able to spend all this time with him. He's found some part-time work but

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