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Welcome to R.Slaish Am I the Butthole, where Opie discovers that she's a descendant of incest.

Am I the Butthole for saying my cousin's intellectual disability is probably because of the incest? That's a crazy title. I'm a 21-year-old

woman, and my parents had a get-together lunch among close family members last Sunday. Me and my cousins

were adding wedding dates from the piling invites to the calendars to make sure we don't miss any.

I was joking about never understanding the familial ties in our native language, as I was used to learning those words in English.

My grandma, through my mother, was joking about how I'm being too Western, and was helping me connect how I was related to the people in the invitations.

Four invites later, I asked my dad how the father of the bride and the invitation was related to him.

He said that he was his cousin, and I should have stopped there, but did I? No.

I was bored, so I asked him in more detail. He said, well, the bride's grandfather and the groom's

mother are siblings. He paused and added, well, I would also be his uncle too. Now, listen,

I know incest used to be a thing. I know what used to happen. I didn't know what happened in my

family, so I grimaced and started laughing uncomfortably. My uncle started explaining more,

seeing my disgust. Long story short, my grandfather is my grandmother's uncle.

So my grandfather's dad and my grandmother's grandfather are the same person.

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