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r/Offmychest I Stole an Ostrich Egg from the Zoo

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:10 Old hookup 1:52 Stolen egg 5:29 Death 6:59 Wipe please 7:54 Bully 11:41 Gym confidence 13:33 Boss's daughter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.2

who went down

0:57.4

oh my chest

1:00.9

where Opie walks in on his

1:03.0

great grandmother

1:04.4

doing the unthinkable

1:06.7

our next Reddit post is from Lidi

1:08.4

I caught my grandma and grandpa

1:10.6

doing oral I'm sorry I'm. I just don't know who to talk to about it. I didn't want to see it. Ugh. You all don't understand how disgusted I was. I don't live at home with them. They actually live with my mom and siblings. I live on my own, but I came to visit. I still had a

1:29.2

key, so I unlocked the door and went inside and saw my grandma doing the deed to grandpa right in the

1:39.0

living room. Toothless and just nasty. It's not funny, but that's the only way I can describe it.

1:46.9

They didn't see me, so after the shock wore off, I slowly backed out and quietly shut the door.

1:53.8

That's not what's really rattling me.

1:56.2

It's not the thing I saw.

1:58.3

It's the fact that it's my grandparents, as in my grandfather and my great

2:03.6

grandmother. My grandmother, as in my great grandmother's daughter, is dead. So she's slack jaw,

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