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r/Bestof Someone Keeps Breaking into My Home

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Playing with me 4:40 Uncomfortable 10:49 Evicted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R slash best of redditor updates

1:01.0

Where it appears that OPE is being haunted by a ghost

1:04.7

Our next Reddit post comes from

1:06.3

R slash DK Brebkasa

1:08.6

Which is some non-English speaking subredreddit, and the post is translated from, I guess,

1:14.4

Danish. The title is, I think someone is playing with me. This is going to sound a little crazy,

1:20.5

but I need some advice anyway. I just want to start by saying that I've never had any problems

1:25.1

with paranoia, delusions, or psychosis, and I don't believe

1:28.7

in ghosts or anything like that. I'm also 35 years old now, so it's unlikely that those type of

1:34.4

mental issues would arise at such a late age. That being said, I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm

1:40.4

pretty sure someone moves small things in my apartment when I'm not home. I live alone,

1:45.9

and no one, as far as I know, has a key to my apartment. I have two keys, and both are in my possession.

1:52.0

I've tried putting glasses and plates on the table as a test before I go to work, and I've taken

1:57.3

pictures of them to compare with the pictures when I get home. So far, I haven't been

2:02.3

successful in proving anything. The most obvious things that I've noticed that have moved

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