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Welcome to Quite Right's questions and answers.

We'll be discussing which of our beliefs is the most left wing.

We'll also be considering, if we were caught on

a desert island, who we'd like to rescue us? Would it be Colonel Boris Johnson, Mother

Superior Theresa May, or would it be swashbuckling captain David Cameron? And both Maddie and I

will be responding to a reader's request to recite our favourite poem and to explain what.

Our first question comes from reader Graeme Clemo.

And Graham, he asks, what is your most left-wing belief, Maddie?

Ooh, okay, I do have some left-wing beliefs.

This one I know is going to be extremely unpopular with all listeners and probably you.

I do think that the Elgin Marble should be sent to Greece.

Because, okay, I hope that I have reasons for...

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

I despise myself sometimes. But I think the reason that I think they should be sent back is kind of not for DEI sort of retribution reasons. You know, I don't think every gallery in the world that has something that came from another country is morally obligated to give it back. I do, however, think that the Elgin Marbles are a very special

case and that symbols of national identity are extremely important to a country. I think this is

something that we understand that, you know, it's partly why Britain voted for Brexit, because

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