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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Quibbler After Hours Superb Owl Edition: Barebacking the Broom

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

Arts

4.8787 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's an all-sportsball special episode of The Quibbler! This week, joined once again by Kyle Price-Livingston, we moan and groan about the rules of quidditch; wonder about Hogwarts P.E.; sort the Eagles and the Patriots (with surprising results); try to figure out which sport is more dangerous; and Wronski feint into the bizarre world of professional (!!) Muggle quidditch. Plus: Baba Yaga and pirates!

Transcript

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0:00.0

No matter what happens, Tom Brady will catch the snitch.

0:04.5

You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for people who just watch the commercials.

0:16.6

Quidditch is easy enough to understand.

0:19.6

Each team has seven players, three chasers, two beaters, one keeper and the seeker.

0:24.6

Let's you.

0:26.6

Five quarters of football is pretty tough, but Quidditch, you know, the beaters, the chasers,

0:32.6

you know, trying to find the golden snitch, things like that, that's tough.

0:35.6

Five quarters of football, though, in the elements, I'd say that I'd take cake.

0:41.3

It's a Harry Potter inspired sport that's sort of moved away from that group to a large extent

0:48.3

and become its own real physical sport.

0:52.3

With me so far i think so i'm at her price right and i'm alex daledberg

1:00.7

and i'm kyle price livingston welcome to the superb owl edition of the quibbler podcast uh i don't

1:09.5

know who will win today's game.

1:12.2

I wanted to say that the Eagles will score the most points, but that Tom Brady will catch

1:16.3

the snitch.

1:16.8

But let's be real, the Patriots will probably win because they always do, right?

1:21.1

They generally do.

1:21.9

I don't know.

1:22.5

I guess we're diving right into it.

1:24.2

Here's a disclaimer.

1:25.5

I don't know shit about football.

1:27.4

So this is going to be mostly the boys.

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