Ep. 49—Unreconstructed Death Eaters

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Everything is dire and they're all gonna die. That is the lesson from our chapters this week. Lucius injects some dark money into the ministry; Ron gets entirely too much responsibility; Harry has an existential crisis; Moody over-shares; Mrs. Weasley has an entirely logical reaction to a boggart; Sirius is a doomed doggo; Neville sprays stink sap; and Luna Lovegood provides a much-needed dose of weird. Plus: Ron gets his comeuppance for the Yule Ball and we talk a lot about the Civil War. This week's chapters: The Woes of Mrs. Weasley & Luna Lovegood Next week's chapters: The Sorting Hat's New Song & Professor Umbridge

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0:00.0	Sirius may not be the best godfather, but he's a very good boy.
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Doggos.
0:11.0	I knew it! Me too, Harry! Me too! No! It's Ron! Not me! It...
0:20.0	What? Ron's Pre Ron, not me. It... What?
0:22.1	Ron's prefect, not me.
0:25.1	Ron?
0:26.3	But, are you sure?
0:28.8	I mean...
0:30.3	I...
0:31.1	Well, wow.
0:34.0	Well done, Ron.
0:35.4	That's really unexpected, said George, nodding.
0:43.2	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:44.9	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:46.9	And welcome to another episode of The Quibbler.
0:50.4	This week we are reading The Woes of Mrs. Weasley and Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter and the
0:57.1	Order of the Phoenix. You will hear plenty of cursing. You will hear some serious spoilers,
1:04.2	and you will hear some seriously adult themes. You might hear some serious spoilers.
1:09.7	Ah, ha, ha. But really, you will.
1:12.0	Evergreen Harry Potter pun.
1:14.2	This week's adult themes are profound loss of innocence, war, death, boundless love, and merit badges.
1:21.8	Alex, what happened this week?
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