Quarantine USA! (Pt. 17)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Still no end in sight to this quarantine? KAY! Matt breaks down the extension of California’s stay-at-home policy through July (AT THE EARLIEST!), then gets into various pandemic-related AND non-pandemic-related topics, including but not limited to: shitty spoiled brats who can’t seem to stop going to the beach, why going to the beach actually sucks in the first place, why wokeness has largely taken a backseat during quarantine, the absurd ‘controversy’ over something Tyra Banks said 14 years ago, why people believe what they want to believe instead of what is actually true, and the one man who has truly earned the title of ‘Biggest Pussy Ever To Exist In The History Of The World’— President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. Before Matt wraps up, he responds to a bunch of your Twitter questions!

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0:00.0	Madhilia, it's gonna be. Hello and welcome to Matelia is is confused. This is Mattyia and this is episode number
0:27.0	fucking whatever you know.
0:30.8	As fucking quarantine is going on for so long.
0:35.0	Who the fuck cares?
0:37.0	The amount of time that it's been going on because it's just too fucking long.
0:42.0	And it's only going to get longer in California.
0:45.0	They just announced
0:47.0	that stay-at-home orders will stay in place until at least July.
1:00.1	Everyone's so mad about it.
1:01.6	Here's something I don't understand. Certain things are opening up slowly but surely.
1:07.4	There's one thing I just simply do not understand. I understand why people are upset about not being able to earn money and I
1:16.2	understand why people are upset about not being able to see people that they want to
1:19.2	see. I even understand why people would be upset about
1:26.0	even the small things of their normal life
1:28.0	just going to get coffee.
1:30.0	I mean that's annoying.
1:32.0	Going to get your nails done that's annoying but these are things
1:35.0	people consider a part of their routine and they want to do them.
1:41.0	So while it's very annoying that people are up in arms about certain things like that,
1:47.0	it's like a sliding scale of understandable.
1:56.3	But there's one thing that I just don't fucking understand
1:59.0	and I will never understand.
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