Quarantine USA! (Pt. 16 — Sunday Service!)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Sunday Service™ is here again! This time Matt tells some personal stories about growing up Catholic and addresses some of the particularly fucked up things about that strange strain of Christianity, including the process of going to confession and why priests still wear the dumb shit they wear. Then he sets his sights on White House Spiritual Adviser Paula White and a few other right wing zealots who said totally ridiculous shit over the course of the last week. Once he’s through with god stuff, he covers something that has been pissing him off to the extreme: the viral ‘Plandemic’ video that everyone won’t shut up about. Listen now or go STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Not too.
0:02.0	I'm going to be. Hello and welcome to Matalea is confused. It's Sunday that means it's Sunday service, and that means... For a long time I travel down along the road
0:37.0	down a long long long long long long
0:41.0	my heart was so heavy, and I sank low.
0:47.0	Then I heard about Jesus.
0:50.0	Oh, what a wonderful hour.
0:54.0	I'm so glad that I found out he would break me out through his saving power.
1:02.0	Thank God I am free, free, free from this person.
1:10.0	Washed in the blood, Jesus, I've been bored again. So fucking violent.
1:16.0	violence.
1:17.0	Hallelujah.
1:18.0	I'm safe, say, say,
1:21.0	by his wonderful praise.
1:25.0	I'm so glad that I found out he will bring me out and show me the way.
1:32.0	Like a girl out of prison. away. Like a blind man who got it back his smile
1:45.0	Like a poor wretched beggar
1:48.0	Who's found fortune and faith.
1:52.0	Ah! found fortune and faith. Ahhh!
1:55.0	Ahh!
1:57.0	Got fucking tased in the nuts on that, that's why I waited so long.
2:02.0	I like that part of that song when it sounds like that one guy gets tased in the nut sack.
2:06.6	It's the day of the Lord, it's Sunday, we don't go to church, we tune into church and this is fucking church.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Matt D'Elia, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Matt D'Elia and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.