Quarantine USA! (Pt. 18 — Sunday Service!)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sunday Service™ is here again— praise be! Matt opens today’s service by getting very mad at people who are still going to church and spreading covid around. From there he gets into much more, including but not limited to: why Bill Gates gets all the conspiracy theories for himself while Jeff Bezos gets nothing (even though Bezos looks and behaves much more like a supervillain), the hypocrisy of all those people who refuse to believe the mainstream media but lap up any and every random video or Facebook post their friends or moms send them, the sad way that Trump’s followers thoughtlessly and immediately pick up their dear leader’s talking points, the depressingly elastic nature of the term ‘Fake News’ (and why it will never go away), the absurdly vacant conspiracy theory called ‘Obamagate’, and the new religion sweeping across America— QAnon. He also plays some amazing church music. Why? It’s Sunday. And what’s Sunday? The day of the lord. AMEN.

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0:00.0	Not too.
0:02.0	I'm going to be. Hello and welcome to Matalea is confused. This is Matalea and this is Sunday so this is our Sunday service and we all
0:27.3	know what that means that means. We don't go to real church but we cherry pick the good things that Real Church has and discard
0:37.0	everything else. And actually the only good thing that Real Church has is...
0:42.1	And he's got on the platform.
0:45.2	Got back at the door.
0:48.2	He's got in the aiming corner.
0:51.2	God over this floor. name and color God is wrong.
0:54.0	God is God.
0:56.0	It's God.
0:57.0	Yet God won't ever change.
1:00.0	I'm not God.
1:01.0	God is God.
1:02.0	It's God.
1:07.0	Oh, he's God with a mindic flashes, God with the fuck the wrong,
1:15.0	God way up in heaven,
1:17.0	and he's gone down in my song.
1:20.0	I know God, it's God, it's God, it's God, it's God, it. God, God is God. If God won't it change. I won't God.
1:27.0	God is God. And He always will be gone. Be gone.
1:34.0	Based in logic, he actually makes a decent argument.
1:40.0	God is God and God won't ever change.
1:42.0	God is God and God will ever change. God is God and he always will be God.
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