Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and this is

welcome to Matleia is confused. This is Matleia and this is,

fuck I don't even know.

I think it's the 11th straight guestless solo episode.

We didn't plan for this, but this is what we're doing.

While people can't really think about other shit, everybody's just sitting at home. I made the executive decision to stop

having guests for now because the idea of, I mean my last guest let's say before all this started was Bart

Ermin who is a great human being an important human being and I've learned so much from him just about

The history of a thing I care a lot about and that I'm very interested in which is the history of Christianity, the

person, and the idea of talking to him during this would have just seemed kind of ridiculous to me to I don't know it's like

even when I try to work it's like I got to unglue my head from this fucking insane shit that's constantly going around right now.

But before I really get into any of that crazy shit that's going on,

I... that crazy shit that's going on. I have an announcement to make. I don't

know exactly when yet, but it is happening and it is happening soon. And the thing I am talking about is

merch. I will be selling merch very soon that you can be wearing very soon after that.

I'll be selling it once I'm selling it very soon after that you can be wearing it

And that's very exciting. It's something that

Slowly but surely there has been a demand for it and now we're at the point where

it's clearly a thing we should do so we're doing it so very soon you will be seeing

merch available and you will have to buy it or else you hate me you hate my family you hate anyone I care about you

hate all of the pets I've ever loved you hate you just hate everything about

me unless you buy it all unless you buy it all.

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