meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Quarantine USA! (Pt. 12 — Sunday Service!)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

SUNDAY SERVICE IS HERE AGAIN. This time Matt covers more insane blabbering from the mouth of televangelist Kenneth Copeland, the childish defiance many Christians are putting on parade in the face of this pandemic, Microsoft’s bitch-ass kowtowing to insane QANON and Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the confusing news about Kim Jong Un’s potential death, the upsetting uniformity of corporate advertisements in the time of COVID— and, of course, Donald Trump’s disinfectant-injecting madness. Later in the episode he almost gets into some of your Twitter questions but doesn’t because he has too much other stuff to talk about, such as why and how he has successfully hijacked gospel music from Christians and is now using it for his own church: The Church Of Kay. IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY KAY— KAYMEN!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and welcome to Matya is confused.

0:22.5

This is Matiliya and this is our Sunday service

0:27.5

of the Kay congregation.

0:30.5

And we all know what that means. It's time for a little bit of. The thought that I served cannot fail me.

0:55.0

And I know that you always be around.

1:00.0

When the time comes on,

1:03.0

stand on what he's only,

1:05.0

no bitter foundation can be found.

1:11.0

And I do that that's the kind of that I serve that's the kind of God that's the kind of God that

1:17.0

that's the kind of God that I serve.

1:23.0

He's there when you need him.

1:27.0

That's the kind of God that I serve.

1:34.0

Now I don't know the God that you serve.

1:40.0

Damn that song makes room, uh, allows room for other gods.

1:45.0

That's a fucking rarity in a Christian song and as we all know

1:50.0

I'm not fucking religious but I do love the church music and it's Sunday and we congregate

1:57.1

this is how we congregate so I fucking take over their music and make it mine make it

2:02.4

hours I fucking hijack take over their music and make it mine, make it ours.

2:03.3

I fucking hijack their church music,

2:06.7

because that's the only good thing they got on offer

2:09.9

for fucking, you know, non-believers such as myself and possibly yourself, although everyone's

2:18.1

welcome at this fucking church.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Matt D'Elia, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Matt D'Elia and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.