Quarantine USA! (Pt. 10 - Sunday Service!)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Sunday Service is here again! In today’s sermon Matt plays some of his favorite church music, tells us why he likes it even though actual church is for losers, and then gets into some other important topics, including but not limited to: insane televangelist Rick Wiles and his homoerotic rants against Bill Gates, the hilarious hypocrisy on display at the anti-lockdown protests over the last few days, how the conversation around social distancing became politicized, and why having a layman’s opinion about anything pandemic-related is actually very very stupid. Before it’s over he answers a handful of your twitter questions. In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Kay— AMEN!

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0:00.0	Not to the young and it's Sunday and it's the day of the Lord and on the
0:30.6	day of the Lord we go to church.
0:36.0	But we don't go to church.
0:39.7	We have Sunday service right here.
1:05.0	K congregations. have Sunday service right here. K Congregation Unite and And that be. The So I'll just tell you why because my sims are gone. And when I meet the stombers to ask you where they are, I say, my screws are gone.
1:15.0	Yeah!
1:17.0	We're rushing the night a lot across the gallery.
1:20.0	That's not a new, there's dark, kisses from now. I don't know what they said but that's fucking bell that's fucking bell Praise on my sins are gone.
1:35.0	T'was at the old time I'll turn where God came in my heart
1:39.0	and now my sins are gone. The largest full possession, the devil did depart.
1:48.0	And now my sins are gone.
1:52.0	We're up to keep the ground. We'll do one more verse here and get back to the show
1:56.0	We'll do one more verse here and get back to the show but this is too good I'm fucking dancing.
2:05.0	I'm fucking dancing.
2:06.0	Praise God my sins are no.
2:10.0	When Satan comes to me and tries to make me doubt, I say,
2:17.0	My sins are gone.
2:20.0	You got me in trouble, but Jesus got me out. I'm glad.
2:25.0	My sins are gone.
2:28.0	They are underneath God.
2:31.0	As we all know, I love church music and I hate church religion is not for me but the
2:37.1	music fucking is however these songs, the lyrics are just so fucking wishful thinking, you know, when Satan comes to tempt me.
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