Quarantine Confessions & Social Distancing Essentials

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy some quarantine confessions as we all isolate in our homes. We wrap up the episode by drafting our 'Social Distancing Essentials'. Stay safe & healthy out there! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me. It's Andy.
0:01.9	Hey, Andy. How's it going?
0:03.6	I'm fantastic.
0:04.9	We've got a great show today. That's number one.
0:07.4	Number two, I just want to let everyone out there listening know that if they don't have enough spitballers themed aspects of their life, they can go over to spitballerspod.com.
0:17.8	They can click on the, become a spitwad button. It's just a little button.
0:22.7	That's how it sounds. When you click it, it goes,
0:24.3	is it like a, is that a spittoon?
0:26.5	Yes. Okay. You can click on Become a Spitwad.
0:29.4	Learn more about how you can support the show and get some really cool perks
0:32.4	at Spitballerspod.com. Let's get to the episode.
0:42.3	Okay. dot com. Let's get to the episode. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give
0:48.1	random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:51.2	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. It's the Smithmuller's podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:56.6	It's quarantine time coming for you. Yeah.
1:03.5	Oh my goodness. Oh, yes. Yes. I don't, I'm not accepting this new reality of this world.
1:13.8	I don't accept it. I don't accept it. I don't accept it. I don't accept remote recordings. I don't
1:18.7	expect, I don't accept not having a voice in any capacity. Why did that come along with it?
1:25.1	Who knows? We're bad. It was really good luck that for those listening,
1:30.6	anybody that's a fan of the footballers knows, Andy has been sick, and he has got on the horse.
1:36.1	He is here for the spit wads. But during this time... This is like strapping some sort of
1:42.0	barely alive corpse to the back of a Bronco and saying, tame it.
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