Mouth Breathers & The Most Unsanitary Things

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	I need you to stop what you're doing right now and listen to me. I have a very important message.
0:04.8	Frank, I'm talking to you, Bob. Oh, Frank. Listen up. Tilly. Tilly. Do people, are people named Tilly anymore?
0:11.8	No, that was from the 90s. Sharon? Three people. All you's out there. Number one, thank you for checking out the podcast. Number two, if you want to help support this show, keep the show running.
0:22.9	We're just independent over here.
0:24.3	We're just three dudes and an owl and a judge.
0:27.1	We're trying to make you laugh on Monday mornings.
0:30.7	Head over spitballerspod.com.
0:32.7	Learn how you can support this show and get a bunch of cool perks, like access to the spit
0:37.1	tank where we prioritize questions for this show, get a bunch of cool perks like access to the spit tank where we prioritize
0:38.3	questions for this show, get access to the show early.
0:42.1	Just head over to spitballerspod.com.
0:48.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
1:00.4	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:06.3	Let's go to be it.
1:07.3	Iba do da-da-do-do-d-da-da-da-da-ding-dong.
1:11.5	The airlessness.
1:13.4	Oh, I didn't even think that would happen.
1:15.5	The losing the voice.
1:17.4	It's so good.
1:18.1	You were a leaky tire.
1:20.5	It was a leaky tire.
1:22.7	I am so happy for you going through puberty, Andy, and becoming the man that you've waited 36 years to become.
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