Human Cannons & The Nastiest Smoothie

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday Spitwads! On today’s show (and every show), we are bringing you tons of logic that is sure to be useful in your every day life. Would you rather get hit with a spitball or a football? Have a car with AC/heat or a stereo? Jason also lets us know about his MANY ex-girlfriends. We then see who can craft the grossest concoction by drafting nasty smoothie ingredients. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, before we start today's show, which from my understanding is any minute now.
0:05.5	It is also the best show we've ever done.
0:07.6	The best show we've ever done.
0:08.5	We hear all the time.
0:10.0	Oh, that was the best.
0:11.0	That was the best show.
0:11.8	How was every show the best show?
0:13.3	And we're like, well, hey, check this out.
0:14.9	Here's how.
0:15.7	Because of the Spitwad community.
0:17.0	That's how the spitwads, you guys listening, supporting our show, you help us out.
0:22.8	Go to spitballerspod.com and support the show. You can click become a spitwad. You get early access
0:28.7	to all the shows. You get the spit tank where we're going to answer your questions.
0:34.1	Tons of antioxidants? Oh, yes. Rejuvenating for all skin. Tons of antioxidants? Oh, yes.
0:38.0	Rejuvenating for all skin.
0:39.5	Tons of medications.
0:40.7	Look, if you have any kind of medical problem at all, please visit spitballerspod.com become a spitwad there.
0:48.8	You won't regret it, and we appreciate your sport.
0:50.6	Now on with the show.
1:00.7	Music Appreciate it, Sport now. On with the show! What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
1:04.0	explore on realistic situations,
1:06.1	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
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