Swimming Laps In My Pistol Pool

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I Hate President’s Day 1:59.654 The New Timian Calendar System 4:23.865 Black Speaker Wants To Get Rid Of White Babies 9:40.906 The Gentlemen (And Lady) Callers Into The Spank Bank Voicemail System 12:50.432 Galileo Is Mad At Japan / Wants To Corrupt AI 18:57.023 Vomitting On Shrooms 23:11.614 Suport Quality Distortion: Sign Up For The Sideshow 25:23.832 Killing Your Bestie For Money And a Man 26:46.905 Pulling Out Your Gun Over a Fast Food Cookie […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Monday, February 20th, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.5	My new 15-month calendar is going to revolutionize the year, plus killing white babies to celebrate
0:11.6	Black History Month, listening to chronic masturbators call into the Wang Bank line,
0:16.4	and swimming a few laps in my big pistol.
0:22.4	So, do you know anything about that note?
0:25.4	No.
0:26.4	Watch.
0:36.4	See, the idea is get the vibe going.
0:39.4	And you maintain the vibe with the translucent face and the right lights.
0:49.4	See, we're primal, heading for cosmic.
0:55.4	Just when you think we're going to like the Gextasy, we go ask it.
1:02.4	It's hardcore and you're chronic mutilation.
1:07.4	Now we get serious.
1:09.4	See, we're going on a psychoticly calibrating electrically executed digitally conferred
1:13.4	custom screening journey, the sonic ruinous.
1:18.4	The world is coming to an end, but we don't care.
1:21.4	Because we're Moontan nocturnal, vinyl-consuming animals drifting easy,
1:25.4	can friendly space, and analog trance.
1:28.4	Nothing can do this group.
1:30.4	We're controlling the vibe, manipulating the madness, sucking in the energy.
1:34.4	Our cosmic Germans are telling us how to move.
1:37.4	What to do, where to go, and then we go.
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