Pure Hypochondria – The Soundtrack For Every Illness You Think You Have

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:23:01 Pure Hypochondria 07:22:00 Ass Ripping Remixes 09:55:20 The Gayification Of Names – Stop It 14:26:03 Fart Rock / Home Improvement Theme 15:57:07 Underskirt Pervert Caught In A Target 21:38:15 Sovereign Citizen Gets Tased 26:02:09 AI Song About Low Battery Smoke Alarms 28:13:19 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:13:01 Rapture […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, April 17th, 2024 coming up on the program today,
0:05.1	introducing the two-cede compilation Pure Hypochondria.
0:09.2	Plus, spinning some fat stinky ass-ripping remixes,
0:13.0	cut filming an upskirt video,
0:15.0	a distorted view daily just bankrupted Red Lobster.
0:18.0	Sayanara, Fish Fucks!
0:20.0	Real nieges don't care about no period.
0:25.0	I'm trying to tell you a whole point blank period.
0:28.0	Put the tower down with ain't that serious.
0:31.0	Real niggas don't care by no period. Real niggas don't care by no period. I'm trying to tell you a whole point-blank period. Put a tower down, it ain't that serious. Real niggas don't care by no period. I'm a real niega. I don't give a fuck.
0:45.8	Put a towel down. It'll chop it up. It's just a little blood. It won't hurt. So what if it gets on my t-shirt? It won't be the first I've been shot before
0:55.8	Now show me that red like a matador and I'm gonna charge a life a bull
1:00.4	Crippa pony like a virgin in high school.
1:03.0	Yeah, it's all good, baby.
1:06.0	Red is my favorite color anyway.
1:09.0	You know what I'm saying?
1:11.0	This jay, this that real nigger ran.
1:13.0	Real niggas don't care about no period.
1:16.0	Hey, I'm horny as 10 little dick,
1:18.0	niggas watching the flip.
1:20.0	You feel me?
1:21.0	Busts it open for us, let's go.
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