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Carbon Chaperone (Taylor’s Version)

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show today. Let’s revisit the the birth of Carbon Chaperone! Pure Hypochondria – 90’s New Age Compilation CD As Seen On TV (youtube.com) Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript:

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0:00.0

Hey Breaks, Tim here, introducing a Best of Show for your Friday, and this is going to be a little different because for once I'm not even going to attempt to make this program up. This is going to be the Friday show. This is how we're going to end the week and then I'll be back on Monday doing a side show exclusive episode.

0:21.0

I told you guys earlier in the week that this week is a little nutty,

0:25.4

little crazy, that's why we were shifting shows around like Side Show exclusive

0:28.9

episodes, regular episodes. So next week we will get back on track today though I have a great

0:34.4

best of program I found the episode where I premiered carbon chaperone it happened

0:40.8

back in 2013 for those of you that don't know. Oh, you're in for a real treat.

0:46.2

Yeah, you know, I always wanted to be a singer songwriter rock star, but I have very limited talents so I thought I would try my hand out

0:55.5

electronic music and well carbon chaperone is the end result you'll hear all

1:01.2

about that today enjoy this best of Show and I will see you

1:05.1

Side chill members back on Monday. Until then, have a great weekend.

1:08.8

Bye everybody.

1:10.0

Since 1973, the government murdered 35 million white babies through abortion

1:17.8

and replaced them with 60 million dark aliens who multiply like rats and

1:21.7

white sluts who wallet with mongles and make more mongles ought to move to Africa or Mexico.

1:26.0

Send my message you're fed up.

1:28.0

Vote for me by writing my name on your ballot.

1:30.0

I'm a write-in candidate for United States Congress.

1:32.0

Retired Army Master Sergeant Glenn Miller.

1:34.5

463-7-0-3. G-O-Y-F-I-R-E-K-C-E-Kart.

1:39.6

Authorized and paid for by the committee to elect Glenn Miller to Congress. Margaret Miller, Churchill.

1:43.0

Oh my God!

1:44.7

Gorgals!

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