Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, April 16th, 2024.

Coming up on the program today, the worst sex talk show on YouTube tackles Beastiality

and something called Wynne Jobs.

Plus Elon Musk's baby mama bombs at Coachella, and the Christian chiropractor

realigns some pussies in the most unholy way.

I'm Leanne Paisley Howell and coming up on today's simple living while we all deal

with our own share of hard times it's important to remember it can always get worse.

And what better way to put you in a more optimistic mood about your own life

than acknowledging the pain and suffering of others,

in a fun and crafty way, of course.

First up, is there anything more frick? in a fun and crafty way of course.

First up, is there anything more frustrating than raising those moody difficult teenage kids?

Well, think about all the dead children who perished in the many, many, many, many recent school shootings.

To honor them, we'll whip up a batch of chocolate chip pecan Sandy Hook cookies.

Bang, bang!

I've been slain by the divine smell of cookie dough.

Bonus, the little morsels of chocolate chips

kind of look like bullets.

Next, stressed out, it may seem like life's unfair, but think about

all those young kids that we've shipped off to fight meaningless wars. They come back from

those shithole countries and all of a sudden loud noises make them piss themselves.

They need to try some of my comfort food.

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