Pure Awesomeness
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss comedy therapy, which famous puppets would be anti-vax, conservative Christian hypocrites, reincarnation animals, the differences between schlemiels, schmucks and putzes, and the goddamn news. Finally, God reiterates a previous commandment.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on the God pod since we have the baby now I think we're gonna do a I'm |
| 0:06.0 | gonna be see more from Little Shop of Hours. My wife will be Audrey and then |
| 0:14.3 | our baby will be little Audrey too. It's a little plant. That is the best costume |
| 0:19.4 | idea I've ever heard of ever. Are you gonna shave off the beard for that? I |
| 0:23.1 | believe I am. Wow I believe it grows back like in three days. I'm sure I'm sure. Don't |
| 0:31.5 | listen to the previous episodes where me and Moses were extremely vociferous |
| 0:36.0 | and fascist in our of how much better far superior. Let's bring those big |
| 0:43.4 | words down a bit there. Which one of the muppets will be anti-vax? Janice the |
| 0:49.7 | muppet Janice with a huge mouth. That's from my wife. That's from my wife. That's |
| 0:58.0 | gonna be like she's like peace and love man peace and love. She's not the QAnon |
| 1:02.2 | anti-vaxxers. No she's no she's yeah she's just like all about health |
| 1:09.2 | granola taking care of herself. Sam the Eagle alone. Oh Sam's Eagle of course. You |
| 1:14.8 | know what Sam the Eagle is like the one convincing big bird and stuff |
| 1:19.4 | love is not to get vaccinated but really he was first in line. She's the |
| 1:24.3 | checkered Carlson of that group. |
| 1:38.1 | Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts the Good Lord with the most. The |
| 1:43.0 | one and only Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to save the |
| 1:48.3 | multiverse. I'm here today with my pals Moses. Hey Moses. Hello. Hello. And |
| 1:54.3 | psyche. Hey psyche. Hello. Hello. I call you my pal but really you're you're still |
| 2:00.8 | my therapist. Yes but we've become friends over these you know 10,000 or so |
| 2:07.6 | years we've been working together. Mm-hmm. But now that you're on the God pod |
| 2:11.4 | that's what that really means. Well is that right? Is that a no-no to have like |
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