God Destroys Sandwich
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2021
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss fasting and prayer, the Supreme Court, Planned Parenthood, and Pat Robertson's retirement. We answer questions from our Angels. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, this is based off of the the hymn onward Christian soldiers |
| 0:06.1 | marching as to war with the cross of Jesus going as before that that that the |
| 0:11.9 | lyrics so onward ever Mecton soldiers onward ever Mecton soldiers and |
| 0:19.9 | deworming medication, shitting yourselves as you walk towards your |
| 0:27.7 | doom. Hallelujah. |
| 0:32.5 | Evangelist Robin Bullock says God wants Donald Trump to listen to prophets |
| 0:37.1 | like me. No I don't shut up. Preacher John Piper God wants you to stop roleplaying |
| 0:43.0 | in the bedroom. Bullshit I love roleplaying. I talk about it all the time. |
| 0:48.1 | You're not roleplaying. What are you doing? Yeah. You're soaking. You're soaking. |
| 0:52.0 | That's what you're doing. Yeah. I mean, you've been around for thousands of years. |
| 0:56.3 | You think I don't have a few kings? Come on. |
| 1:00.3 | That's a good point. You know, it's just like just like wrapping it up and |
| 1:03.7 | people be like, oh, there it is. There's a title. That's what I'm talking about. |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah, because you've never watched in a movie and then they're like, oh, they just said it. |
| 1:12.6 | I always do. I am that guy who's just in a theater and I'll nudge my wife and go, |
| 1:16.8 | eh, that's the name of the movie. And that is why he must save private right. |
| 1:35.4 | Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, the good Lord, but the most, the one and only Almighty God. |
| 1:41.4 | Thank you for joining us as we attempt to save this crumbling multiverse. |
| 1:47.4 | Like we're just headed to multiversal collapse, folks. And we got to save this, |
| 1:53.5 | this place because we all exist in it. Multiverse changes real. I'm here today with my pals. |
| 2:00.7 | What's up, gang? Hey, everyone. Yeah, we're all settled. The next party is 1028 Thursday night. |
| 2:08.5 | All right. We're all deciding what we're going to be for Halloween. I've heard some people suggest |
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