Punkie Johnson

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

4.9 • 795 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Punkie talk about marriage, underwear, and airport security.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	6-0 in progress of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.9	That's me.
0:24.0	Hey guys, hey, dude, it's harder to record yourself than you would think.
0:28.5	Here I am sitting in my car outside the post office, because I got nowhere to fucking be.
0:33.3	And I am telling y'all this, I'm doing this because why'd I turn southern? I always fucking do that, dude.
0:42.0	So anyways, I'm releasing the episode with Punky Johnson. And this was recorded pre-quarantine.
0:48.3	We're sitting right next to each other and we hug each other at one point. Pre-quarantine feels like a
0:54.0	lifetime ago.
0:55.7	And, yeah, I hope you enjoy it.
0:57.7	There'll be no mention of the quarantine whatsoever
0:59.9	because this was at a simpler time, a more peaceful time.
1:04.5	So if you want to check out and remember what life used to be like
1:08.3	before fucking these masks, gasmen, at that n95 bitches fuck them doctors
1:15.4	just kidding totally kidding that's a joke i got this in construction like two years ago and
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