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Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about making lists, fixing a sink, and goats. Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.comPatreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	600 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.6	That's me.
0:23.5	Dude.
0:26.1	This COVID-19 thing.
0:28.7	It's taken over.
0:30.3	Holy shmoli.
0:32.4	God damn it.
0:34.4	I got nothing, Chris.
0:36.3	We're already starting off. Where's the guess that where's the
0:40.8	guess time to be funny nobody wants to come over right now that is so weird no I stop asking
0:47.0	I just like I don't know people's personal boundaries and I see other people doing it and I just like, I don't know what to do here.
0:57.5	I mean, we could set up a whole elaborate, you know.
1:00.7	I guess I'm going to Skype them in.
1:02.1	I always said I won't Skype anybody in.
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