Quarantine Chronicles

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

4.9 • 795 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about going to work with his dad, tequila, and Mexico.

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.6	That's me.
0:23.4	All right, you ready?
0:25.1	Ready.
0:26.3	All right, hang on.
0:28.1	Hang on, let me turn this microphone to funny.
0:34.1	Got it.
0:35.1	Hey, I'm funny now.
0:36.9	That is a Dave Attell bit that I saw him do.
0:42.0	And Davidel is one of the best comics ever to fucking do it.
0:47.7	Yeah, I think he's underrated.
0:49.1	I know the comics, no, he's a comics comic.
0:52.0	He's a legend, you know.
0:53.5	Skanks for the Memories is one of the best albums ever made.
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