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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2024
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired May 1, 2024: Relationships last straws. Methheads need love too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pity sex!
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.7 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:22.4 | 90, 3. Earth. |
| 0:25.0 | Calling in sick for work? |
| 0:28.0 | That's some of the best acting work we have it in our entire lives. |
| 0:33.0 | Because when I call and sick, I don't just call and sick on the call and sick there. |
| 0:37.0 | I start acting sick around the office two days prior. |
| 0:41.0 | When you do get sick, what do you do? |
| 0:43.0 | You go to work. |
| 0:44.0 | Man, I feel like crap. |
| 0:46.0 | But no sense wasting a sick day. |
| 0:48.0 | Dad, don't you have to work today? |
| 0:50.0 | He's nothing a little phone call can't take care of. |
| 0:52.8 | Hello? Mr. Weed, I can't come to work today. |
| 0:55.8 | I was in a terrible plane crash. |
| 0:57.8 | I'll see you tomorrow. |
| 0:59.0 | Huh? |
| 1:00.0 | Huh? |
| 1:01.0 | Show time. |
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