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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

93. X- fast morning show. 90, 3.

I have an older brother and an older sister.

When I was three years old, they pulled me aside and they

had been adopted and that my real mother had been murdered

by Miss America. America.

I have a sister and she is 10 years younger than me and apparently was raised by her best friends.

She has no fear of them.

She'll tell them they suck to their face.

A normal fight between my wife and her sister.

One of them will say, hey, when you borrowed my sweater you stretched out the neck

and the other one will say, you were a slot in high school and

were like whoa where is the middle of that argument and then the sister will leave and

slam the door and you'll think well we're never gonna see her again and then the

next day the buzzer in the apartment rings and you say who's that she's my sister and I'm like what's your sister doing here and she's like she's borrowing a sweater and I'm like what about the neck?

Let's get this party started.

The Showtime.

Alright, so now it's a Thursday broadcast.

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