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Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy,

and she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Collins, AKA Poof Hands, AKA Drydick, AKA Puddle Boy,

AKA Ticklecock, you know, all the AKs, garbage face, all the fun ones.

I'm really excited about this episode.

I've been a guest on this guest podcast three times.

I've been on their live shows many times.

It feels like a make a wish for me.

I honestly think they thought I was going to die a year ago, and they were just helping me out from old age.

But I'm happy to be here with the amazing from Girls Gotta Eat Ashley Heseltine.

Thank you.

Just for the record, the second time we had you on the podcast, it was because someone canceled.

Okay, and the third.

You asked.

Yeah.

And the first time was a mistake.

And the first time was actually a mistake because we were trying to do a pet episode.

And I didn't know you that well, and I kept being like, hey, are you cool to talk about pet stuff?

Yeah, I know all about pets.

First of all, I told you off right off the bat that I knew nothing about animals.

And I still don't.

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