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Ah, welcome to Puddles with Andrew Collins, aka puddle boy, aka poo pants, aka dry dick, aka ticklecock, aka garbage face, aka mice, aka aka.

Gosh, am I happy for this show? I mean, this woman, her and her friend, I mean, really jumpstarted my career.

I went from a nobody to one of the most famous influencers in the world because of this podcast. Girls got to eat.

And I am so happy to have a fellow Jew. We don't usually have them on the show, but I made an exception.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great, the wonderful, the five foot assassin, Raina Greenberg. How you doing?

I'm great. That's quite an intro. Thank you. I worked on that. For yourself, not even for me though. How long did it take you to write that whole list of names? Who gave you all those names?

Just over the years. It just came about. Who calls you dry dick? That was a, oh, they're all self-named. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever gotten. I was called ACE in high school by the girls, but not because of like any sexual prowess or anything. You're like good at school, you got A's?

No, I was pretty dumb. Nobody could remember your name. That's why they're like, hey, ACE.

Hey, hey, hey, um, eyebrows, Jew had weird thumbs. Oh, eight ACE. That's kind of what it was. What's going down? And I'd be like, oh, yeah, cool.

They call me, they call me the Jewish assassin, just like you guessed. Did they really? Yes, I'm just slaying boys. Did you have a lot of Jews in your school?

Hundreds of Jews. Really? Yeah, I grew up in Pittsburgh. I grew up in like a pretty Jewish neighborhood. It's called Squirrel Hill.

You never think about the name of the place you grew up in until like you're out of there and then you like Squirrel Hill.

Yeah, it has a nice ring to it. Not really though. Sounds like just a dirty animal. It does.

So you grew up there your whole life. Same town. Same town. Born and raised. Born and raised Squirrel Hill.

So you had friends from like really early on like grade school like friends. No, no, no.

Did you have friends early on? But I left schools. I'm saying you like stayed like the public school.

You went to you stayed with those same people from like first through 12.

No. So I for K through eight. I went to like a Jewish private school and all my friends were like,

not only just Jewish, just like. I developed really young. I got like boobs clearly.

I love that we're talking about religion and you're like, and my tits. Let me tell you about my tits in eighth.

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