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I welcome to puddles with Andrew Colin, I am Andrew Colin, a K puddle boy, a K dry dick, a K poo pants, a K garbage face, a K old gray balls, a K mice, a K a 12 falls, a K a quarantine, quarantine, a K a we're all going to die, but it's going to be okay, because we're all dead and no one's going to know anyways, a K a K T C, a K a K today.

I have what I think you're definitely top three, maybe my favorite guest, but I don't want to like other people to get upset.

I'm just going to say your top three, but you're very high in the top three, but you're not one, but you are, you know, yeah, yeah, like you're my dad's favorite, you know, yes.

And welcome, she's incredible Heather McMahon.

Hi, how are we doing? Also, why the fuck do you have that many nicknames?

Well, first of all, you know this about me, I'm Mr Nickname Milley, a K a I picked up a lot of AKs over the years, all self given.

No, that's what I figured, I figured you have maybe three friends, like when I think of like like I'm in your top three of guests, but you definitely only have three friends, you know what I mean?

Yeah, and I don't even think they would say they're my friends.

I don't think they would either. I know I know at least two for sure would not.

So, um, here we are having me.

We should literally describe so we set up zoom, which is apparently the most well, first of all, I think zoom is behind the whole coronavirus.

I think he started it to CEO of it's because I never heard of zoom before this.

Apparently, never in my life, but now we live off of it.

Think about it. Think about it. Use your head people. Zoom is behind the coronavirus or no, COVID-19.

100%.

So, yeah, so we tried to set up zoom and took us, I think six and a half days to set it up, but we're set up. You're in your godmother's house.

Yeah, I'm in Atlanta, Georgia and three houses down from my mom's house, but because I escaped New York, I didn't want to go directly to my mom's house because she's in her seventies.

So, I was like, I got to play a cool here for a little while and just, you know, keep a little profile.

Um, and then just see how I react. But today I called you basically having a nervous breakdown because the pollen count in Atlanta is 3700.

I'm going outside, going on walks, cleaning my mom's garage, doing all this shit, and it finally got me the pollen got me.

And, um, I basically woke up and thought I had Corona's and downward spiral ever since.

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