Puddles #70 - Matteo Lane
Puddles with Andrew and Brenna
Andrew Collin
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, a lot of puddle |
| 0:14.0 | boys, she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon. |
| 0:22.8 | Yo, what's going on? Welcome to puddles with Andrew Colin aka dry dick aka poop hands aka |
| 0:31.4 | HEC aka tickle cock aka garbage face aka mice aka 12 falls aka old gray balls aka dry dick aka |
| 0:42.0 | wet balls aka back of the knees aka elbow skin aka knuckles aka weird alien thumbs aka aka |
| 0:54.5 | got a great show Mateo Lane is on the show um I got a haircut two great things although I got a pimple |
| 1:02.8 | here anyways um yeah Mateo Lane is on so funny uh he's fantastic um today is friday we found out |
| 1:18.6 | the results of the election pretty much today this is coming out on Tuesday by then I would assume |
| 1:24.8 | uh we'll know the winner or you know trump maybe he you know lit the white house on fire |
| 1:31.4 | who knows what will happen but as of right now uh today is when I found out we won |
| 1:38.2 | Pennsylvania and we won uh Georgia it was unreal I mean everyone they kept saying oh no we're gonna |
| 1:49.3 | win and none of us thought we were gonna win uh at least I didn't I was like yeah it's not |
| 1:57.2 | gonna work out nothing has worked out this year hasn't worked out why in the hell would this election |
| 2:03.5 | work out um but yeah he came back and came roaring back with these mail-in ballots which are fraud |
| 2:16.6 | I love how trump's just like uh they're not real they're stopped to count start to count in this |
| 2:22.9 | state stop it here uh when the senate uh lose the uh lose the representatives um get this |
| 2:31.9 | money votes here these votes are real these votes are fraud my votes are real uh who am I real or |
| 2:38.6 | is my nose real uh is is anything real what is life I'm I think I'm high am I high I think I |
| 2:46.3 | had some weed oh no I'm stone oh no I just shit myself that's pretty good trump impression uh |
| 2:56.1 | but anyhow I'm fucking very excited he's out and I know um I'm not a political guy I don't even |
| 3:03.2 | like to talk about politics I know you can hear it everywhere probably more intelligently than |
| 3:09.2 | you'll hear on puddles but I just I'd never like the guy I just feel like he's a narcissist |
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