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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Welcome to another episode of puddles. It's your boy, Andrew Cohen, a gay, dry dick, a gay poop pants, a gay, a tickle cock, a gay, dry dick, a gay, a gray balls, a gay, mice, a gay garbage face, a gay, 12 falls, a gay, elbow skin, a gay, a put 45 cheese balls in my mouth when time in college,

a gay, a T C, a gay, um, thanks for listening. Uh, got a great episode for you guys. Got, uh, Nikki Glazer on. So if you want to fast forward these stories and get the Nikki, because you're a little horn ball, go ahead, pal, go ahead.

It's so funny. I'll go on YouTube. And, uh, the first time I started doing this, I'm top where I tell a couple stories, because I love my fans. Uh, these horny guys will be like, dude, just go to let us know when Nikki's going to be on, dude, with the fuck, dude. Sorry, but we wanted to skip it, because we want to see fucking Nikki, because she's been on TV, bro.

We want to fucking see you. Is there a way that you could just like, not be on the show at all? And then Nikki can take over your podcast and then talk to me and tell me that I'm handsome and that maybe she'll want to date me one day.

Fucking dickheads. Anyhow, I'm not angry. I'm in a good mood. Um, gonna head to Cincinnati tomorrow to do some shows. Actually, we'll already be at Cincinnati by next week. I should have thought about that.

Uh, yeah. So, yeah. So I guess we've already would have gone there. Uh, things are good. Things are good. I went out to dinner last night with Hannah, burner, and her new boyfriend, Dez.

And, uh, I haven't seen Hannah in a long time. We had a good time. I went to dinner with Nikki and then, uh, my friend, Sarah Lena.

And, uh, we went to his diner for the second time. We went there. And, uh, yeah. I don't know. It was fun. It was fun. It was weird seeing Hannah in a relationship where, um,

they were like finishing each other sentences and talking about like, um, like how they read, like furnished a house or like, redid the bathroom.

It made me sick. I honestly, it was hard to even eat, listening to them, uh, be like, oh my god. Yeah. And then we were driving and he was like this. And I was like, what? And he was like, and then he was like, no, I was like that. And then they were like this.

I mean, couples have no idea how annoying it can be for single people to hear, uh, them finish each other sentences. I don't know if it's jealousy. It might be a little bit of jealousy.

It could be, uh, just, uh, me wanting someone to do that as well or be open enough to be able to, uh, be in that situation.

But a story is never better when two different people tell it. Um, I don't know. Maybe just stop doing that.

But it was great seeing them. It was nice. I really was a good time. And, um, I'm happy for her.

Or am I stay tuned?

Be so funny. If I was like, no, I think it's a mistake. She should run. Uh, all right. Uh, yeah. So that was fun.

That got dark. Um, uh, yeah. So I'm going to read, um, some stories from the podcast.

And I think they're good ones. I think they're pretty funny. Uh, yeah. It's so great that you guys send in these stories. They're so fucking funny.

And like, so well written. And I really do appreciate it.

And, uh, here's one story. Let's see here. Um, well, we were both managers at a large gym, casually fucking for a couple months outside of work.

I worked with the facilities, maintenance staff, and he had to review some work that needed to be done on the roof.

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