Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy,

she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Welcome to another episode of puddles, it's your boy, puddle boy, aka dry dick, aka

poop hands, aka tickle cock, aka mice, aka garbage face, aka road runner, ball sack, aka old

gray balls, aka weird thumbs, aka bushy eyebrows, aka bite my nails, even though I want to stop

because every time I do it, I'm worried that I might get an STD from fingering a girl,

aka, yeah, these are about some new ones, elbow skin, what's going on guys, I had a great

show last night in New Jersey at the stress factory, just been doing some stand up, it's

going pretty good, it's going pretty good, I'm doing some new jokes that I like, it's

always nerve-wracking to do new jokes, considering I don't get up that much.

So every time you do them new, it's brand new, so you do get a feeling of intense panic,

but you do enjoy it more because reward is better when they go well, if they go well.

Yeah, so yeah, I know things are good, my neighbor who wrote two emails, I don't know,

maybe hear me, I have this neighbor that the second day I was here at APM, I was talking like

maybe this loud, and he decided to pound on the wall, like I was having a party with a full

brass band playing, like a New Orleans style song, people were screaming and getting shot,

that's what you would think, that's how loud he knocked on my wall, and so from then on I was like,

well, I'm not going to respect this person because obviously he doesn't respect me, you got to

respect me, pal, if you're going to earn my respect, you don't pound on the wall, you come over here

and you say, hey man, you might not be in so loud, we have thin walls, and I'd be like, no, go

fuck yourself, no, I really would, I would react well to someone that is, chose empathy and chose

a willing to discuss things, pounding on my wall is not that, pounding on my wall tells me it's

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