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Hey, what's going on? Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Colin aka drive dick aka poo pans, aka 12 falls, aka old gray balls, aka mice, aka elbow skin, aka garbage face.

aka toenail dick aka kitchen rug.

Sorry, a little stuff on the mic here. What's going on? Wow. Great episode today. I have Raina Greenberg from Girls Gotta Eat.

It was an incredible interview. I think it's the best one we've done so far.

I just want to apologize for a second because of the sound quality from the last episode. Carl is very tall and we only had this one mic because I've been doing all these shows by myself because of COVID and a pandemic.

So I tried to use one mic and he was sitting just way too far away from the mic because he's 65 and better looking at me with a bigger penis.

But again, thanks for listening though and I apologize for the sound. I just haven't been doing in-person interviews.

But I did buy a mixer, you know, things cost money, but I bought a mixer and I'm going to have some mics and hopefully the sound will be better on the next two.

Even though I use one mic for those interviews as well, but I think it sounds really good because we got really close even though we should stay away from each other.

We got very close and within six feet, probably within five inches, depending on how you judge five inches. I think it's pretty long.

Yeah, a little bit. What's going on with me? My apartment, I'm done buying shit for my apartment. I am done. I can't do anymore. I know I still need a wall mirror.

Some big wall mirror, which makes my studio look bigger for some reason that I got a trick people. I got to be like a magic trick.

Like, oh, you think my apartment's small. Wait till you see its reflection. I mean, when did we start wanting to look fatter? You know, like, I want a mirror that makes me look skinny. Same with my studio.

I know I need art. I know I need art. However, that costs money. I don't want to just put up art from like society six. Some people tell me to do it. And it's like $20. But it's like shitty art. Like, that doesn't mean anything to me. And I don't even really like it.

And art's funny to me because like, some people will put up art that has no meaning to them. Like my older brother, who put up like pictures of like kids from Vietnam, like a family from Vietnam, like because it looks cool. It's like this black and white, like very artsy photo. I'm like, you don't even, you don't know this family.

But then also on the same side of that is like people will put up photos of like their family. And it's like, okay, get over freaking your three kids. No one cares that when you walk up the stairs, you see what they were in kindergarten, third grade, fifth grade, seventh grade. It's like, oh my god, take this journey up the stairs.

Shut up. No one wants that journey.

Anyhow, so I'm pretty much done buying things for my apartment. But I know I still need some, some things. I also put up like a bunch of tape. I only have the puddle sign. That's it. That's all it's going to be. I'm done.

I put up a bunch of tape that ripped off a bunch of of my

So I don't know. You could see the paint. It kind of looks like a little bit of jizz on my wall, because I bought the wrong color paint to cover it up.

Whatever. So the art will go here and cover the jizz wall.

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