Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, a lot of puddle

boys, she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

It's a lot of words, here comes, welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin, aka puddle boy,

aka dry dick, aka poop hands, aka mice, aka garbage face, aka tickle cock, aka old gray balls,

aka PC, aka threaded brows, aka aka, I think I forgot a couple, but whatever, it's fine.

I haven't heard of that yet, dude.

Which one, all of them?

No, like, I mean, I know, I've always noticed that you're very good when we're on live and

you all of a sudden go into that, you've been good at recalling all of them, I didn't

think you do on your podcast every opening.

People are really into it.

I thought they love it.

It's fun.

It reminds me of Mark Marin with what the fuckers, what the fuck.

Oh yeah.

He would just go with the, I can't even remember any of them.

Well, someone told me, oh, they always like.

The fucking ears.

They tell me to like, add some, and some of them are just very mean.

Someone told me to add spastic boy, and I was like, that doesn't even go with the theme.

No, no, that's perfect.

You are spastic.

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