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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin. I am Andrew Collin, aka puddle boy, aka poop hands, aka dry dick, aka ATC, aka aka.

Thank you so much for coming to the show outside there. Christina is talking to a cat. I guess that will be my cue to intro her.

Today we have on the podcast, I don't even know where to start with her. I mean, first of all, I have to thank you because without you, I wouldn't be getting laid on a daily basis by the same woman.

That's cool too.

That's okay. And no, my girlfriend, I literally have because of the podcast I did, guys we fucked. And not only is it guys we fucked, it's girls we have a relationship with because of the show and I love her dearly.

And I said I love you like three days ago. Oh my God. How do we feel about that? By the way, first of all, Christina Hodgerton. Hi, I say I love you to everybody. Yeah, so doesn't that ruin everything? No, because I really mean it. I mean, if I don't mean it, I don't say it, but I love, I love a lot of people.

But you have different levels of love. Yes, that's true. I'm very lonely with the romance department. So that I'm still on the market for. But last time you said I love you to somebody.

Well, I told somebody I was in love with them. And how'd that go? It went like I thought it was going to go. Is there a difference between in love and I love you? Yes, of course. Okay, what's the different? When I'm in love with you, it means I want to be your girlfriend. And I want you to meet my mom and dad. And I want you to go on a road trip with me. But where are we going?

We're going to go to West Virginia because Atlas Obscura has a lot of crazy shit. Oh, what's that? Atlas Obscura, you every time Kurt and I tour, we'll go to Atlas Obscura. Look up the city. We're going to and it'll show us the weirdest shit to do in that city.

And you do it. You do that. Me and Nikki, you know what we do? We go to the Starbucks nearest to the hotel. Wow, you do. And we sit there for four hours. Oh, and do you watch me? No, she does it towards me. Yeah. And that's good. It tells me not to look at her in the eyes. And then she'll throw a hot coffee on me. If you look at her in the eyes. Yeah, just one eye.

Don't fucking look at her. I know what you want. It's four hours. She's a queen. She has a queen. She's my king. So wait. Okay, cheers. So wait. So your in love with someone. So that's more meaningful than I love you?

No, no, no. I said it. I recently had said it to a person that I'm close with. And are you dating now or hooking up? No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Give rid of all this friendship bullshit. I want to know the last time you said I love you to someone.

That I was that we were both in love with each other. Yeah. Okay. Oh. Oh, okay. That was in.

Has there been so much sense here from January? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. So in January. One person. But that wasn't a good.

How long were you dating before you said I love you? Oh boy. You have a couple months. And that but that lasted a couple that little thing.

I'm talking about lasted a couple months. I really haven't had anything real since my last relationship. But it was seven years, which was seven years. Yeah. That's a long time.

Yeah. Then take half as long as your relationship or one seventh or nine tenths. So wait. What? So you said I love you to this person. And then the relationship died quickly thereafter.

Well, yeah. So the only like what I wouldn't even call relationship. This is tricky territory because it was there was a lot of moral boundaries being crossed that shouldn't have been crossed.

Not on my well, yeah, my aunt too, because it takes you to tango. So anyway, I'm feeling real and big. You was like in a wife to watch.

So he was dating someone else, whatever. So and married and he had kids. Whatever you were in the family. It's fine. It's cool. Don't worry. His kids have you on a dartboard.

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