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Alright, boy. Okay, welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin, aka puddle boy, aka dry dick, aka poop hands, aka old gray balls, aka garbage face, aka mice, aka TC, aka aka.

Yeah, gray balls is new. And no, mice is old.

Um, what an episode we have here. I never thought that this would happen if you asked me 20 years ago in college when I was thinking about what my major would be.

I didn't think 20 years later I'd be in a small studio in Brooklyn sitting down next to the man that made me.

Uh, Papa puddles is here. Uh, Dr. Alan Collin, good to be aka father, aka older dry dick.

No, no, wait, I have, I have my own nicknames. What are you? Okay, you brought some. Did you write them down? But no, I didn't write them down. So I'll probably miss a few.

Collie flower. Okay, slow mo. No, that was because I was swift to foot on the football field. You played football slow mo. I played football community football. Okay. Yeah, I played two in touch. Okay, so what are your other?

Uh, that's a no.

Acer swift. Acer swift or ace? I was ace for a little while. Yeah, I like high school. Yeah, I like this.

Uh, big owl. Big owl. That was self-made. No, right? That was self-made. All minor self-named.

Did you ever call me a nickname? You call me Druey? Maybe. No, nothing. I didn't like. Uh, Druey. I hated Andy. Right. You never were an Andy. You came out.

Drew. Drew or Andrew or Andrew? Yeah. So you didn't call me Drew. Oh, you don't like Drew? I like Drew. Oh, yeah, I like Drew too. I, um, Andy.

I didn't like because of Annie the musical. Oh, I, I never asked you why I just realized that your crinkled face said, please don't call me that again, Dad. Well, because Annie was a woman.

So I thought you're calling me a woman. And so I would fight. I would fist fight kids. Now it might be popular name. Well, there's Andy Cohen.

Kind of already stole it. So what's going on about Andy divine? Andy divine. I mean, from what Andy? There's Adam divine. Andy Kaufman. Okay. Andy.

Andy donut. You can't call back to a joke that wasn't on air. Oh, it's something I would do any cheese. We were practicing. He said cheese. I said donut. Okay. So we're here. We're in Brooklyn. You took an Uber here from my other brother.

Oh, my it was, it was like hours. We saw the entire city. How he went. I can't reproduce how he, but he has a GPS and just follows the signs. So we went over the Williamsburg bridge.

We took the FDR drive. Got off at the Manhattan and Manhattan bridge exit and wound up over the Williamsburg bridge. That's how we got it.

Riveting. It was riveting. Okay. The days, the days started off. Okay. Until we had to tell, we had to pronounce the street that we're on to the Uber driver. It is a tough street. I don't know how. How do you say it?

Dubasie. Depevois. Depevois. It's French. It was a French lawyer in the emancipation. Oh, thank you. Proclamation. 17. She went to school in Montreal. She, yeah. That's how she knows. It's gorgeous. What do you think of all this? I mean, puddles. My comedy career. Maybe in a dog walker. I am very proud of you. I am very proud of your patience.

And your persistence. And I said some things to you early on in your career that I should have never said. And I apologize for all of them. What did you say? I said, Andrew, can I play third base for the meds?

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