Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, a lot of puddle

boys, she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin, a.k.a. puddle boy, a.k.a. dry dick, a.k.a. poop

hands, a.k.a. tickle cock, a.k.a. mice, a.k.a. garbage face, a.k.a. a.k.a.

Oh boy, do we have a good episode today? Guess really love when I do that. They really

just think it's hilarious. Especially this guest, Amanda, she loved me. I mean, it's insane

like how much she respects me as a comedian, more than even a friend. She just has a vibe

to her. That's just so easy going and just like kind of like a cool summer girl with

a surfboard. What? You might have seen her on Comedy Central. She opens for all the big

names, Michael J, Bert Kreischer, and soon she'll be headlining her own tour. And I'll be

opening for her because Nicky will fire me. Ladies and gentlemen, Rosebud Baker. Good

to be here. That was a good intro. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I don't even know who you

were describing, but yeah. When did you become such a bitch? I've so much food in my teeth

and I put on makeup because I know that this is on camera. And then I came here and I

put chocolate in between every two. It's not good. Oh, that's not good. No, it looks

like you ate some dog shit. It's like a shit retainer. The old shit retainer. Did you

wear braces? Obviously. Look at those teeth. What grades? God, you know, I don't remember

my childhood. So come on. I really don't. I don't remember anything. Why? I don't

know. I'm like, was I'm a lusted? Why can't I remember anything while I was wearing

braces? Yeah. But I was like way too. Nobody wanted to molest me. Why? I was a gross kid.

I looked gross. I would have fucked you. No, really? Yeah. Thank you. Even as a grown

man. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Do you really not like so you don't remember?

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