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PT 5: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is Stealing Her Underwear!

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🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

A Charleston listener has been noticing pairs of her underwear are going missing. With no pets and little likelihood that she's losing them on laundry day, the only explanation is that the guy she is currently dating must be stealing them. She has no proof other than the coincidence that she's missing some after each time he spends the night. They met through a dating app and he's the complete package in her eyes, but is he a pantie raider? She's planning on going to his place this weekend. Would you raid your date's house to find your potential missing underwear? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue so few days ago we were talking and telling you guys about this

0:04.8

virtual listener that has a friend that she found out that has been

0:10.4

stealing her dirty underwear

0:13.7

Let that wash over your first second. That's the problem in her life that one of her friends best friends is

0:20.6

Stealing her dirty underwear. She'd never used the word bestie

0:25.0

Okay, all right

0:26.0

I would hope and pray a best friend would not steal your dirty underwear out of a hamper

0:31.5

It's got to be a friend that is top tier if they're in the house that off into steal them

0:38.6

It would be a top tier friend. Okay, so let's not say bestie. I okay, um, but it gets even deeper than that

0:44.5

Right, I mean because it's been ugly for a couple of days. Well, I'm just now catching up on this because I was out for this

0:50.6

Last update, but it got gross guys. Uh-huh. Okay, so she thought her boyfriend was stealing her her underpants

0:57.2

So she was trying to talk to us like how do I catch him? What's gonna happen?

1:00.5

And Kristen had this great idea like what you got to do is you got to get

1:04.1

His place alone and send him out for food, right? Say I don't feel well. Let's cancel date night

1:09.7

You go out and get it bring it back. So she did that and then she wasn't able to find anything, right?

1:14.4

So then she's like how do I do like how do I find out who's doing it?

1:18.4

I think I'll set up a camera and we're like wow, this is getting some trees like espionage right now and she sets up a camera

1:25.0

And then the last update y'all what the heck I know is her girlfriend

1:29.5

Yeah, it's like it not even like they had a slumber party in oopsadaisy the thong like stuck to her flip flop and she walked out with it

1:36.8

No, they're sitting

1:39.0

Have it her boyfriend and her are having like coffee in the kitchen and then they check the footage

1:44.0

The friend was like with them like excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom

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