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The Bert Show

Keity's Friends Have Banned Her From Doing This...

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Our producer Keity thought she was being a good friend by helping her friends find partners. Some of the matches worked out, but the majority haven't. Because of this, her friends have banned her from playing matchmaker. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

All right, Katie here.

0:03.3

We all want to see ourselves one way, but our friends can see us completely a different

0:09.8

way, can't they?

0:11.1

They can.

0:12.1

And in this case, I'm going to blame my friends.

0:14.6

It is not me, it is them.

0:16.0

Of course.

0:16.9

I am the perfect matchmaker.

0:19.2

You have my syndrome.

0:23.0

So I mean, it's common when you have friends and you think that, hey, you will mesh well

0:27.3

with another friend that you want to put them in the same circle, the same, you know,

0:32.0

area.

0:33.0

You're like, hey, I think she will be great.

0:34.4

If you connect, you did have a positive connection not that long ago when you brought the

0:38.9

story about setting your friend up with a guy, but you lied about his height, but they

0:42.6

went out and she ended up having a really good time, right?

0:45.3

She did.

0:46.3

And this is where everything goes south.

0:50.6

Oh, okay.

0:52.5

So before that, let's, let's lead up to my history.

0:55.0

All right.

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