PT 2: Someone In Studio Wants To Be Shipped With Another Bert Show Member!
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🗓️ 24 July 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Our producer Rebecca is worthy of love and she is worthy of a relationship. |
| 0:08.0 | Tell them that. |
| 0:10.0 | With somebody else in this studio. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, I've been looking for love in all the wrong places |
| 0:14.9 | aka the Bert shows comment section on Facebook. Yeah that's the last place to |
| 0:20.9 | look for love. Yeah, I'm not hurt. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm just disappointed. |
| 0:26.0 | Am I not sexy? |
| 0:28.0 | Am I not tantalizing? |
| 0:30.0 | I haven't been shipped by any Bertzow fam in the three years that I've worked here and I am the only one |
| 0:38.6 | literally everybody else on staff has been shipped with somebody else. |
| 0:43.0 | Every single person, some people, weekly I see these comments. |
| 0:47.0 | Are you serious? |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, Kristen and Bert, Abby and Mikey, Abby and Jackson actually is picking up tail. |
| 0:52.0 | Abby, you gotta pick one. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.0 | Don't read? |
| 0:57.0 | I need people to stop shipping me with people with girlfriends. |
| 1:00.0 | I need to feel like, let's find a single bird show member. |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't matter your orientation, it doesn't matter a relationship. |
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