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PT 2: Should Producer Keity Let Producer Romeo Go On A Date With Her Best Friend?!

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🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Producer Romeo gave his pitch! Why does he wanna date Producer Keity’s BFF? Because she's KIND! And that booty. Is she down?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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the birch show. Quick, quickly, as we were talking about this in studio and it comes up so often

0:09.2

that I want to make a confession that I still don't know where it is or how to get to it,

0:12.9

the dark web. Yeah, well, it's because, okay, so I sent in Burt this story that I found because

0:20.2

apparently we always talk about chat GPT. That's basically like our go to AI artificial intelligence

0:27.2

here in studio, but apparently there has been hundreds of programs that have been released when

0:32.4

it comes to artificial intelligence, right? And another one that's been released is called Dark

0:37.8

Burt. And it is AI that's been constructed from information from the dark web. So cyber criminals,

0:47.5

scammers, hackers have put together this AI called dark Burt. And of course, the name made me laugh.

0:55.6

I don't understand how AI works, don't understand any of the coding behind it,

1:01.5

but I was like, dude, what have you been doing in your spare time? I just have heard about the dark

1:05.8

web so many times. I'm an inquisitive guy. I would like to tour it. Just take a nice little tour

1:11.0

with a group of 12. You won't go. I imagine it looks like the place that Simba goes to when he's

1:19.6

kicked out of Pride Rock. Oh yeah, the elephant right yard. Everything is all dark.

1:24.0

Okay, right? But I would have no idea how to find it. And do you need like a code to get to it?

1:28.8

Do you go to dark web.com? It is not. It does not show because the dark web is dark web.

1:34.8

Primarily illegal activities. So visiting the dark web itself is not actually inherently illegal.

1:40.2

But everything that happens on the dark web is bad. So it doesn't get indexed by regular browser.

1:45.1

So you have to use a special one called Tor TOR in order to access it and get on there. I would

1:50.8

not do it. Going to the dark web, Bert, for you would be like walking down dark alley in New York

1:55.9

City at midnight wearing a bunch of diamonds saying, I'm on arm. Come rock me. Okay. That's the

2:01.8

equivalent. Stay off. So you've been on it. You've been in it. I have not liar. Look at you. You're

2:08.0

liar. You know, I have not been to the dark web because I don't know how to navigate those

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